Milking machine
Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis
into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as
his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument from his penis.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every
button
on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to
call the supplier's Customer Service Hot
Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't
worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release
automatically once it's collected two gallons."